Razzie Awards Nominations

spokenjays
Jan 14, 2015
3 min read

With a new year comes the remembrance of all those wonderful movies that happened the year before and also brings award season!

I love award season, partially because there is a big chance Robert Downey Jr. will have some sort of spotlight, but mainly because I learn about movies (TV & music) I didn’t hear about the year before, or remind me of those movies I need to see again.

2014 was not the best year for movies. Let’s remember that only one movie –not included in this list- broke records (Guardians of the Galaxy) and the rest stood behind staring at all the money that we were throwing at it.

With that said, I think the Razzies awards are very popular this year because of how much movies sucked last year.

Here are my picks for "winners"

WORST PICTURE

• Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas • Left Behind • The Legend of Hercules • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Let’s remember about that horrible time these amazing turtles got noses. Oh, and Megan Fox • Transformers: Age of Extinction

WORST ACTOR

• Kirk Cameron, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas • Nicolas Cage, Left Behind • Kellan Lutz, The Legend of Hercules • Seth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West – Did he sing in this movie? If so, okay, I don’t want him to “win”. • Adam Sandler, Blended

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

• Mel Gibson, Expendables 3 • Kelsey Grammer, Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too, Transformers: Age of Extinction – If you have been in so many movies, and they nominated you for every single one of them, I guess you are meant to “win”. • Shaquille O'Neal, Blended • Arnold Schwarzenegger, Expendables 3 • Kiefer Sutherland, Pompeii

WORST ACTRESS

• Drew Barrymore, Blended • Cameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex Tape – Again, two movies… I guess she did a terrible job. • Melissa McCarthy, Tammy • Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West • Gaia Weiss, The Legend of Hercules

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

• Cameron Diaz, Annie • Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Because Megan Fox. We all know she cannot act. • Nicola Peltz, Transformers: Age of Extinction • Susan Sarandon, Tammy • Brigitte Ridenour (née Cameron), Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

WORST DIRECTOR

• Michael Bay, Transformers: Age of Extinction • Darren Doane, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas • Renny Harlin, The Legend of Hercules • Jonathan Liebesman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Seth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West - I love Seth MacFalane’s singing voice, other than that I cannot stand anything that he makes. Nope, nope, nope.

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL

• Annie • Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? • The Legend of Hercules • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Noses. Why? • Transformers: Age of Extinction

WORST SCREEN COMBO

• Any Two Robots, Actors (Robotic Actors), Transformers: Age of Extinction • Kirk Cameron & His Ego, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas • Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel, Sex Tape • Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes – HA! This is just hilarious. He has to “win”. • Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West

WORST SCREENPLAY

• Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas • Left Behind • Sex Tape • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Transformers: Age of Extinction – The Jays said it on one of the episodes… These movies just need to go into extinction as well.

REDEEMER AWARD

• Ben Affleck, from Gigli to Argo and Gone Girl – I know Jay won’t agree, but this is my pick. Please Affleck, do not ruin Batman. • Jennifer Aniston, from four-time Razzie nominee to Cake • Mike Myers, from The Love Guru to directing Supermensch • Keanu Reeves, from six-time Razzie nominee to John Wick • Kristen Stewart, from six-timei Razzie winner for Twilight to Camp X-R